I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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