I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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