just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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