There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
