nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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