btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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