I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
this boner is exhausting
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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