these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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