the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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