So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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