Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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