Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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