ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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