i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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