Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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