I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
