glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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