I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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