he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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