Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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