I am spending my child support on dildos
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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