My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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