Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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