Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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