And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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