420 ftw
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
