hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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