and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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