my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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