Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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