if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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