i don't plan on having that self control this summer
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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