Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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