gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
