yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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