I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Houston, we have a blender
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
So much rum. So many feels.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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