I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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