Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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