We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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