If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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