I'm jealous of your bromance
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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