i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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