I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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