why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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