may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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