it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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