They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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