D3 body, D1 cock
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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