Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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