Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Just puked most of my soul out..
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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