but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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